Funny quotes about life and marriage

Funny quotes about life and marriage can really make you smile and feel better when things go wrong. So the next time something bother you just relax and read Funny quotes.

 

Good nature is worth more than knowledge, more than money, more than honor.

 

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first.

 

“It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean.”

 

Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.

 

Funny quotes about life – “The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.”

 

When you cannot get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.

 

Everyone should have at least two friends – one to talk to and one to talk about.

 

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

 

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.

 

Funny quotes – “Happiness is like a cat, If you try to coax it or call it, it will avoid you; it will never come. But if you pay not attention to it and go about your business, you’ll find it rubbing against your legs and jumping into your lap.”

 

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.”

 

Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

 

Getting married is like buying a car. Once you get it off the lot, you’re sure you could have gotten a better deal!

 

Quote – Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it isn’t so hot.

 

Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification, but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.

 

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”

 

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